Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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