found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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