from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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vagina is talking i cant
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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