real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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