I've blown a few things in my day
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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