Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dear god my vagina.
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