Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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