i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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