Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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