i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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