She's JV to your varsity
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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