Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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