idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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