So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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