he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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