I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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