doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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