Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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