he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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