You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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