the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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