Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
foreskin is a definite game changer
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
