so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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