I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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