'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
