Got a toothbrush?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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