How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
