I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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