Having a random hookup so left but love u
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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