so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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