WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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