she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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