I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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