a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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