Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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