i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're too hungover to prance.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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