Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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