There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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