My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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