It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
