I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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