I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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