yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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