they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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