some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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