There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize