party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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