thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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