Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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