scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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